Dosto samay chakr me thoda sa piche jate hai jaha par maine pahali bar mere mitr samir ke sath unki maa ke liye bat hui thi part number 21 me. Wo discussion thoda aapko khul kar pura batata hu
Samir: kaisa mal hai
Mai: mast hai par kaun hai?
Samir: kadak hai na ekdam
Mai: ha par hai kaun ye bata. Chhod pahele wo bata ke reports ready hai warna chandresh sir gand mar lenge
Samir: to mai iski gand mar lunga
Mai: abe sale pahale tu ye bata ke ye hai kaun
Samir: pahale tu ye bata ke kaisi lagi
Mai: superb mast randi lag rahi hai
Samir: tu chode ise?
Mai: ha par ab bata mere bap hai kaun ye
Samir: meri maa
Abe madarchod ye kya… Bhosdika hai kya
Mai: pagal hai tu?
Samir: ha iske badan ka pagal hu
Mai: abe tu madarchod kya bakwas kar raha hai
Samir: ha mai hu to madarchod. Par meri himmat nahi hoti ke ise nangi kar kar ragad lu thoda…
Mai: abe pahale to chutiya mat bana. Ye aurat lagti hai khali 40 42 ki
Samir: 44
Mai: aur tu karib meri umr ka. To teri maa kya 20 sal ki umr me maa ban gai thi?
Samir: ab javani ki josh me mere bap ni savari ki hogi. Mai hua na paida… Ab papa to nahi rahe… Bas maa ko jawani ke sath chhod kar chale gaye…
Mai: tuje kaise pata ke use ab bhi sex me interest hai
Samir: wo online sex chat ki kafi sari website me chatting karti hai maine unki mobile ki browsing history dekhi hai.
Mai: tune ki hai?
Samir: ha virtual jerk off unse kai bar karvaya hai. Par aamne samne nahi aa sakte. Dar lagata hai. Warna wo meri mast randi hai aur ek dusre ko gali dekar hi bat karte hai… Wo sach me bahot mast mal hai…
Mai: tuje problem na ho to mai bat karu?
Samir: done radha ke nam se hi aati hai aur please yar agar wo man jaye to ek chhota sa request hai ke use kahi achhe se hotel me le ja kar achhe se chod de. Site par aire gaire koi mil gaya to problem ho jayegi
Mai: tu sach bol raha hai ke fasa raha hai
Samir: agar juth bolu to mai kabhi bap na ban pau bas?
Mai: hmmm aur tuje nahi chodna?
Samir: sach bolu to nahi kyonki jaisi bhi hai maa hai meri use is tarah se lajjit nahi karna. Ha agar kabhi aap log mere samne aa jayenge to mai khushi khushi kuch nahi bolunga ta ke maa ko bhi sharm na aaye aur khul ke maza le…
Mai: thik hai sab detail send kar mai jab free hota hu bat karta hu…
Samir: bhai jagdish use rough matalab bahot rough pasand hai aur gand marvane ki bhi fantasy hai bas mile jab wo to kasar mat chhod na meri maa ko chodne me…
Ham apna kam karne lage. Muje dar lag raha tha inki bato se. Usne sari details bhi share ki. Muje laga ye ek tarah ka trap hai. Isko mai jyada janta bhi nahi.. maine detail to rakh li apne pas par kuch bhi karne se dar raha tha… Mai to bhabhi ko kab chodu usme busy tha… Sab plan karna tha… Use pregnant jo karna tha. Yad hai na dar dar kar chudai ki thi. Usne muje kai bar bola ke chat ki par Maine use bola ke ghar par thodi tension hai thoda achha waqt aane do… Aur fir usne follow up lena band kar diya… Ek week ke bad
Ab le chalta hu aapko us rat ko jab jab ham log ek week ki hame sambhog ka aanand prapt kar rahe the aur hamare bich tisre din bat chhidi thi radha aunty ke upr
Bhabhi: kaun hai ye…
Mai: hai ek samir kar ke ladaka uski maa hai…
Bhabhi: hahahaha. Wo aapke mobile me kya kar rahi hai…
Mai: pagala gaya hai.. bolta hai mai madarchod hu meri maa ko koi chodne vala chahie.. bap nahi hai.. koi madad karo…
Bhabhi: achha to ab aap isko choRockye…
Mai: shayad chod bhi du…
Bhabhi ne juth muth ka natak kiya… Gussa hone ka…
Mai: are dekh tune hi bola tha ke mai tuje ek randi ki tarah hi rakhu…
Bhabhi: iske mamme aur gand mujse bade hai aap ek bar iski savari karoge to muje to bhul hi jaoge…
Mai: tu randi hai aur randi ki had me raha kar… Mili to thok dunga isko…
Bhabhi: are mai to majak kar rahi hu… Iska pati bhi nahi hai achhe se chodna aur koi kasar mat chhodna…
Fir bhabhi ko maine samir ke sath hui bate batai aur mera dar samne rakha
Bhabhi: aap chat nahi karte wo pata hai na use?
Mai: ha
Bhabhi: bas to abhi mobile hath me lo aur chatting shuru karo mai sone jati hu
Mai: ruk na
Bhabhi: dekho agar mai ruki aur radha aunty ne sex ki bat ki to meri jan chali jayegi. Wo to uksayegi aur uski saja muje milegi…
Mai: aaj muth mar lunga par tuje nahi jagaunga wada
Ham dono hase aur ek chhoti si kiss ke bad wo sone chali gai… Aur mai chat karne laga mobile me meri future randi se….
Maine jo detail di thi waise online radha ko dhundhna jari rakha.. karib 1 ghante ke bad wo online aai. Tab tak wahiyat chats padh raha tha. Ajib duniya ye logo ne banaye rakhi hai. Virtual chat karte hai samne male hai ya female kuch idea nahi bas aurat ban ban kar aa jate hai. Isme kisiko kya milega. Par jo bhi hai mai to radha ke liye aaya tha…
Maine 4 5 bar hi aunty hi aunty kiya with no response. Meri chat mil bhi rahi thi ya nahi ye bhi ek saval tha. Mai ye site pahali bar jo use kar raha tha. Karib aur aadhe ghante ke bad unka reply aaya. Aur hamari chat shuru hui…
Mai: muje laga ke aap bat hi nahi karoge…
Radha: are bahot sare regular chatters the wo sab se bat kar rahi thi ab koi nahi hai aur tera message dekha to socha hi kah hi du
Mai: hmm ok. Kya ham koi dusre platform se bat kar sakate hai? Isme mai naya hu aur yaha muje ghutan si ho rahi hai
Radha: mai koi apna number share nahi karne vali
Mai: are gmail pe fake account banao aur gmail me chat karte hai.
Radha: tu call kar dega pata hai muje.
Mai: are kat dena aur block kar dena muje kuch bhi galat lge. Warning bhi mat dena. Mai ahmedabad se hi hu
Radha: tuje kaise pata ke mai ahmedabad se hu
Oh excitement… Ise kulhadi dekh waha jake pair katvana bolte hai. Par maine bat sambhali.
Mai: Aunty shayad hamari pahale bat ho chuki hai. Mai yaha aap se alag nam se chat kar chuka hu. Thode mahino pahale. Aapka ek beta bhi hai samir. Tab job nahi mili thi…
Radha: hmm to thik hai. Tu already kafi kuch janta hai mere bare me. Thik hai chal mera ek id hai mai deti hu tuje…
Aunty ne muje apna id de diya. Aur maine wo id par apne original vale id se hi ping kiya. Kyonki muje to uske sath original sex karna hai.. ab hamari bate yaha par shuru hui. Ek constraint ye tha ke jab bhi uska message aayega tab hi bate karni hai warna nahi… Aur maine wo shart man bhi li… Aakhir kyo na manta bhai usse muje apna bistar garam karavana tha…
Halaki fulki bato se hamara chat safar shuru hua. Bhabhi muje guide karti. Aur ek din bhabhi ne bola ke ab ye aunty bete ke drama khatam karo use gf banane ka proposal bhejo. Kahi to shuru karo.. muje thik lagi bat. Aur maine ek din chat me likh hi diya…
Mai: aunty I know aap umr se badi hai muje par kya mai aapko sirf radha bulau? I mean aap ek dam young waisa hi feeling aa raha hai. Mano ke aap ek gf hai meri
Radha: tune kab dekha muje?
Mai: dekha nahi par bato se to yahi lag raha hai ke aap shayad 30 sal ki hogi.
Radha: hmmm
Mai: aap bhi muje jagdish bulane lago aur mai bhi aapko radha. Matalab aap aap nahi karna muje aur. Tum se apnapan lagata hai…
Radha: sach batau muje bhi aunty bulate the to ajib lagta tha. Radha is good aur aap aap karte ho mai buddhi mahsus karti thi ye aunty aur aap ke combination me… Tu muje radha kah kar bula sakata hai…
Ek hurdle khatam. Ab next target sex chat start karna ya milne ke liye bolna
Mai: radha mai soch raha tha kyo na ek bar ham mile ek bar muje ye apni virtual gf ko dekhna hai
Radha: mil kar kya karna hai
Mai: movie dekhenge
Radha: achha bacchu
Mai: bas tuje gf bana kar mall me ghumana hai kamar me hath dal kar
Radha: tere se 20 sal umr vali aurat ko tu ghumega mall me kamar me hath dal kar to tuje pata hoga ke log kya sochenge
Mai: ha shayad randi
Radha: bas to fir muje public randi nahi banana hai.
Mai: private randi ka kya khayal hai?
Radha: hmm sochungi
Mai: ek bar radha teri photo to dikha
To radha ne wo photo jo kab se dikha raha hu aap sab ko wo dikhai…
Mai: tu to yar gajab mal hai. Ye tu hai? Feku
Radha: oh hello maintain kiya hai maine
Mai: kitne logo se . Agar tu kahati hai ke tera pati mar gaya hai to kaun kaun hai wo log jo tere sath masti marte hai
Radha: koi nai hai abhi tak
Mai: achha chhod mai tuje kaisa laga pahale ye bata kya mai genuine hu?
Radha: ha par tera ishara kaha ja raha hai muje pata hai. Ok? Mai mil nahi paungi bas chat kabhi call par bat karenge…
Ham dono me kuch hi dino me google hangout par audio call to chalu kar di. Wo genuine thi. Ab dhire dhire hamane video call bhi kiya. Ye din bahot achhe se ja rahe the mere… Is bich muje samir ke ghar jane ka plan bana. Ek project ke silsile me ham dono rat ko baith kar khatam kar ne vale the. Wo waise bhi apni maa ko muje dikhane ki kab se rat laga kar baitha thaa. Mai samir ko kuch nahi batana chahata tha. Par ab unke ghar pahunch jaunga to bhi ek problem ho jayegi ke shayad radha aunty ko pata chal jaye ke mai unhe pahale se janta tha… Aur samir madarchod hai… Uff matalab bahot dhyan se muje surprise hi nahi hona par savdhan bhi hona hai…
Mai ghar par bol kar samir ke ghar par nikal pada. Us dauran maine radha ko bola ke mai ja raha hu apne dost ke ghar. To aaj rat bat nahi ho payegi. Par mai to wahi ja raha tha. Aur radha ne bataya ke unke ghar par bhi guest aa rahe hai.. Par . Ughhh thik hai chalo… College ke bad kisi ke ghar par pahali bar ja raha tha. Ab aise jane ki corporate life me koi jarurat nahi hoti. Par samir ko uski maa ko expose karne me aata tha aur muje bhi to meri bat aage badhani thi… Maine samir ko aadhe raste tak muje bulaya tha. Waha wo bhi bike le kar pahuncha…
Samir: radha ready hai par koi use shant karne wala nahi aaj tu chala ja barabar ragad kar
Kitna ganda dimag bhara hai inka.. ise to koi ye bol de ke teri maa chod dunga to bolega ke gand jarur marna…
Mai: pagal hai kya mai jata hu ghar…
Ye muje karna hi tha
Samir: are sorry sorry chal… Please…
Mai piche piche chal diya.. meri dhadkane to tez ho rahi thi. Jaise hi ghar pahunche ke daravaza khula aur maine natak kiya par aunty bol padi…
Radha: tum?
Mai: wo.. mai.. ha
Samir: tu meri maa ko janta hai?
Mai: are nahi nahi..
Radha: nahi beta wo ye ek din muje actually market mil gaya tha. Mai boli thi na fisal gai thi to isne muje uthane me madad ki thi…
Mai: ha.. bas. Ha samir..
Samir kuch nahi bola par aunty andar gai ke wo muje bola…
Samir: tu bola nahi muje?
Mai: are wo maine.. kaha photo dekhi thi. I mean yad thodi hoga..
Samir: dekh teri hi umar ka hu sab malum hota hai thik hai ab jyada ban mat aur sach sach bata
Mai: are nahi yar kuch nahi hai aisa..
Samir: dekh tuje pata hai ke tu meri maa ki sawari kare usse muje koi problem nahi hai bas tu muje bol de to mai tuje madad karu that’s it
Mai: are tu to yar piche pada hai.. nahi hai kuch bola na mai…
Mai kuch nahi chahata tha ke ye sab drama ho.. par samir ek number ka madarchod tha…
Samir: uthate waqt kuch dabaya ke nahi
Mai: maine kuch nahi uthaya
Samir: meri maa ko to uthaya tha na
Mai: wo actually ha.. par nahi kuch nahi kiya maine
Samir: to itna dar kyo raha hai
Mai: nahi yo. Mai jata hu
Samir: jo karne aaya tha wo to kar le
Mai: ha kya?
Samir: reports…
Mai: ha wo kal dekh lenge
Samir: dekh bhai.. tu dar mat. Tere man me kuch hai bhi to bhi dar ne ki jarurat nahi. Dekh meri maa akeli hai aur use koi mard chahie… Mai tuje janta hu agar tu use thanda kar de to fir ghar ki ijjat apno ke bich rahe…
Ab mai pighal gaya tha…
Mai: ha actually ham log hangout me chat video call ya audio call karte Hai.
Samir: ye hui na shero vali bat
Mai: kuch nahi hai normal si bate jo tune information di thi usi ka use karte hue. Aur dekh wo bahot hi nek dil insan hai. Wo kabhi galat kadam nahi uthayegi. Bas ha wo bholi hai aur thodi sexy bate use achhi lagati hai..
Samir: achha ok.. but ek bat bolu muje koi aitraaz nahi. Thik hai enjoy.. kab se chal raha hai. Agar tu batana chahe
Mai: chal raha hai kafi time se…
Samir: tu use aaj mila? Kyo?
Mai: darata tha mai tuj se… Aur bharosa nahi hai abhi tak ke tu jo bhi kuch bol raha hai ye kaise man lu…
Samir: demo du.. fir tuje pura trust hoga muj par. Aur teri ijaat bhi badhegi dekh lena.
Mai: are wo jan jayegi ke mai janta tha ke tu mere office me hai etc etc
Samir: ek bar ha bol de sab fix ho jayega aur teri ijaat bani rahegi..
Usne radha aunty ko bulaya. Mai to aur dar gaya…
Samir: baitho ma bat karni hai
Radha: ha bolo
Samir: dekho ma muje jagdish ne sab bataya ke aap dono chat karte ho…
Radha ka muh safed tha… Use kya muje bhi laga ke wo kaha mile wo bhi batayega
Samir: wo kaha mile kya mile muje kuch nahi janna. But relax. Aap ko koi aitraaz nahi to mera ye dost dosti ke liye perfect hai. Aap ki apni duniya hai usme mai hath nahi dalunga. Aap aur ye agar dosti ko achhe se samajte ho to muje ye dosti se koi problem nahi hai. Ye bichara idhar aapko juth bolte hue dekh guilt kar raha tha aur almost roni surat bana di thi. Use laga ke aap to muje bol hi Rockye to unki dono jagah se dosti jayegi par aisa kuch nahi hoga jagdish ok? Now smile.. she is my mom mai uska bura kabhi nahi sochunga. Aur tu to mera khas dost hai… So relax…
Thodi der bad…
Radha: hmmm mera beta mature ho gaya hai…
Samir: ha maa it’s ok…
Mai: thank you dost…
Samir: chalo ab hath milao aur hame apna kam karne do…
Ham dono ne pahali bar hath milaya aur project ke kam me lag gaye…. Bahot kam tha muje rat ko rukna hi pada
Radha to sone chali gai.. Achanak karib 2 baje samir ko vapas ghanti baji dimag ki…
Samir: wo abhi mast gown pahan kar soi hui hogi. Apne mal ko ja dekh ke aa
Mai: samir please stop it now
Samir: tu mard hai ke nahi. Kaisa mard hai re tu. Mai apni maa chudvane baitha hu aur tu hai ke…
Mai: teri maa khul kar mujse bat nahi kar rahi… Mai use radha kar ke bulata hu aap aap nahi karta hu par abhi waha bat nahi pahunchi…
Samir: tips du?
Mai: hmmm
Ab maine kaha ma chudaye.. khul ke sath dete hai. Udhar bhabhi bhi nahi chod pa raha tha
Samir: dekh.. usse mil ne ka program bana. Kahi garden me.
Mai: aur wo aayegi?
Samir: bulana padega. Aur bolna padega ke tere bete ko koi problem nahi to kyo dar rahi hai. Uski tarife kar. Aur gandi gandi tarife uske mammo ki… Waise ye bata ke tuje meri maa chodi bhi hai ya nahi…
Mai: aaj dekha to aisa laga ke ise bistar par to lana padega…
Samir: bas to aage badh .. aur ha uske chahere par thakan muje dikhni chahie…
Kya bate ho rahi thi mai unki maa ke bare me unke samne bat kar raha tha… Aur unke sath…
Samir: ja kar dekh ke to apne mal ko
Mai: hmmm chal mai jata hu. Aa na
Samir: tera mal hai tu dekh…
Chal thik hai mai gaya dhire se aunty ke kamare me. Aunty thoda sa darvaja tika rakhi thi. Par mai thoda toofan to launga… Samir kaha kuch bolne vala hai… Mai halake se andar gaya pura andhera tha. mai try karta tha ke phone ke light se dekhu. maine light to on ki. aur itne me samir darvaje par aaya aur jor se bola…
Samir: kya kar raha hai jagdish
Aur mai dar gaya aunty bhi uth gai. Sala samir mere hath ki khayega jarur ek din. Meri halat to mai na ghar ka na ghat ka…
Samir: ar epagal yaha nahi baju vale ke kamare me jana hai tuje aur yaha to meri maa soti hai…
Radha: jagdish yaha par tu?
Samir ne muje kadi se kadi juda ne ka mauka de diya… Par mai khuda thodi hu? Fir bhi koshish ki
Mai: tune bola ke pahale room me chala ja. Sorry Aunty jagdish bola idhar chala ja. Direction nahi bola
Kuch gadbadi ke sath mai waha se fatak se nikla aur ja kar samir ko gali diya…
Mai: madarchod tu bola andar ja aur tu bola ke.. samir.. tu pagal nahi par pata nahi yar kya sochegi teri maa?
Samir: are relax re baba. Tu ye soch tu chod raha hoga aur mai room me kuch lene aaunga.. haaay…
Mai: tu aise karega to chudai to ek taraf kabhi bat bhi nahi kar paunga
Samir: haaay re aashiqui…
Samir ko kuch company fault to hai. sala samaj nahi aa raha tha ke ye sach me pagal hai ya bimar hai ya ye inki maa nahi hai hai kya.. par radha Aunty par hi focus karta hu unse bat karta hu… Us rat ko to fir ham log so gaye aur subah jaldi mai ghar chala gaya.. subah subah aunty se kuch khas bat nahi hui par mai hangout par usko ping kar raha tha to message ja nahi rahe the . Din bhar bahot koshish ki par accept nahi ho raha tha message. Block kar diya muje? Account delete kiya? Are yar.. ek mauka tha wo bhi gaya. Samir hi aakhiri ummid hai. Muje to wo sex website par bhi ma mili. Ahhhh koi nahi samir se bat karta hu… Dusre din samir ke sath…
Mai: aunty thik hai?
Samir: kyo kya hoga use
Mai: are wo… Hmmm sare jagah se gayab hai na hi wo website par hai na hangout me hai.. kahi nahi hai.. bat honi hi band ho gai. Tune rat ko kand kiya to chat bhi band ho gai aur tu bol raha tha ke upar chad ja…
Samir: oh hello dhime dhime dhime ek Minute. Sas to le le.. itna tadap raha hai meri jan… Ruk mai bat karta hu sham ko message aayega…
Mai: kya bat karega. Abe tu pahale ye bata ke wo teri maa hai bhi ya nahi. Aur kyo itna excite hote firta rahata hai apni maa ko le kar.. aur ye gayab hai madam…
Samir: meri real maa hai tu to story padhata hi hoga.. tu nahi samjhega. Par muje tuj par bharosa hai. Tuje sirf muj par trust rakhna hai. Hai?
Mai: nahi
Samir: perfect. Sham ko message aa jayega…
Mai: dekh message aaye na aaye bas gussa na ho muj par. Kuch nahi karna. Meri fat rahi hai. Samaja. Ek bar sirf sorry bol na hai bad me kabhi na bole to bhi kuch nahi…
Samir mere samne hasata rha aur mai sham ki wait karne laga…
Mai bahot joro se rah dekh raha tha. Bhabhi ne halake se mere pas majak bhi kiya… Ke mai thi ke chut de di nai chut aise nahi milti… Muje to chut nahi chahie thi sir mafi mil jaye to bhi bahot hai… Karib rat ko 11 baje message aaya naye hangout se…
Radha: hi
Mai: radha ji maf kar dena please. I am sorry mai actually nahi janta tha ke samir aapka beta hai. Mai to ye bhi nahi janta tha ke us room me aap soi hui hai.. sorry sorry sorry maf kar dijiye…
Radha: shhhhhhhhhh shant…
Mai: hmm
Radha: dekh I know ke tu sab juth bol raha hai. Kha mari kasam
Mai: actually… Mere sach bol ne par shayad bahot sare rishte tut jayenge.. mai chup rahu usi me fayada hai sabaka…
Radha: muje patane ka tarika tuje shayad samir ne hi diya hai kyonki samir muje tujse bat karne ko force kar raha tha. Aur ye bhi bol raha tha ke aap unse bat kar rahe ho to usse kyo chhod di. Ab maine to nahi bataya tha ke mai bat karti hu. To tune bataya. Isiliye muje ahsas hua ke samir bhi nalayak hai aur tu bhi wahi hai…
Ab bat ko khich kar isse bhagne se achha hai ke ise achhe se paish kiya jaye…
Mai: dekho aunty. Sach bat bolu. Samir nalayak to bilkul bhi nahi hai. Ha thoda pagal hai. Par wo aapki khushi chahata hai. Aap website pe chat karte ho wo usne dekh liya tha. To wo chahta tha ke aap dosti banao to un logo se banao jis par uska hath bhi ho. Kahi aire gaire koi mil gaya to ye jamana kharab hai. Wo mere pas ro raha tha ke maa jivan me bahot akeli hai. Usne mere liye bahot sari kurbani di hai. Ek dost ke nate mai chahta hu ke bas tu maa ka sahara ban ja. Maa ko bas ek dost chahie.. aur tu achha honest lagta hai…
Turant maine socha ke ye sari chat muje samir ko batani padegi ta ke koi problem future me ye javab ko le kar na ho…
Radha: hmmm sorry maine thoda na samaj ban kar hard step le liya
Mai: aap apni jagah bilkul sahi ho. Koi bhi yahi karta. Par bas muj par aap trust kar sakate ho. Aur apka beta aapke liye achha hi sochta hai..
Radha: muje browsing history clear karti rahani padegi.. lol
Aur fir hamare bich bat wapas shuru hui. Aunty ke force ke karan maine radha kar ke wapas bate shuru ki.. maine dusre din samir ko bhi sab samaja diya… Aur samir ka sujav aaya ke ab ye chatting ko thoda next level par le jaye… Aur us din maine thoda waise hi kiya… Rat ko..
Mai: are radha.. ek bat puchu?
Radha: ha pucho
Mai: dusri shadi kyo nahi ki
Radha: bas samir ka khayal rakhne
Mai: to ab ?
Radha: pagal hai kya? Buddhi ho gai hu
Mai: aapki umar mushkil se 30 lag rahi hai
Radha: maska na mara kar thik hai…
Samir ke ghar jo gaya tha isiliye ye bich me diwar khadi hui thi. Warna to kai nishan thok deta…
Mai: chalo koi nai. Ek din kahi bahar milte hai…
Radha: hmm kaha
Mai: movie dekhne
Radha: hmmm muje man to hai par samir
Mai: samir ko mera nam de dena kuch nahi bolega thik hai
Samir aur mere bich deal hui thi ke muje roka to mai isme nahi padunga. Aur sab bich me chhod kar chala jaunga… Jo samir nahi chahta tha
Radha: tum dono ke bich me kya pak raha hai
Mai: kuch nahi pak raha hai radha bas aap nishchit ho jao.. enjoy karo. Aapke chahere par khushi la ne ke sare chhote chhote prayas hai…
Radha: kaun si movie dekhne jayenge…
Mai: koi bhi… Par ek shart hai tuje meri girlfriend ban kar aana padega…
Radha: achha… Gf?
Mai: ha beshak
Radha: pagal hai?
Mai: gf banegi to kuch raz ki bate meri personal life ki bataunga warna nahi…
Radha: aise kaise raz hai jo gf ko bata sakata hai..
Mai: wo to gf bano to batau…
Radha: thik hai… Gf ban ne me kya karna padega…
Mai: pahale to sadi ko goli mar do.. koi achhe se shirt T-shirt pent kuch pahano.
Radha: mere pas nahi hai…
Mai: perfect to ham ye Saturday kharid ne jate hai aur Sunday movie…
Radha: samir?
Mai: are yar trust me..
Radha: thik hai…
Mai Saturday ka besabri se intezar kar raha tha.. maine kuch suspense rakha meri life ka wo mai use batane vala tha… Wo muje puchti rahi par maine use nahi bataya… Saturday ko mai unke ghar use lene pahuncha…
Samir: hi jagdish kaha ja rahe ho
Mai: radha ke kapade lene…
Mai radha aunty ke samane hi bol raha tha…
Samir: direct radha? Hmm? Hmm?
Radha: ha wo actually ham itne achhe dost ban gaye hai ke…
Samir: kya maa aap bhi. It’s your personal life. I don’t care… Byeeeeee
Samir achha hai ya pagal sach me unpredictable tha…
Itne bade mamme kaunse kapade ise mil payenge… Wo mere piche bike me baithi… Mere kandhe par usne hath rakha aur maine bike jane di…
Radha: kapade lene kaha jayenge
Mai: tu bata.. kaha jana hai ..
Radha: ek hai meri jan pahchan ka par wo bahot line marta hai…
Mai: are meri jan line marna to uska janm siddh adhikar hai
Radha: jan?
Mai: meri gf jaise marji chahe bulau…
Radha: thik hai chal waha nahi jana ek naya showroom khula hai waha chalte hai…
Mai: thik hai
Muje address samajaya aur maine bike waha le li… Kai dress dekhe par maine short aur tshirt choose kiya. Jo aunty mana hi kar rahi thi…
Mai: radha dekh ye aaj kal ki fashion hai
Radha: par dekh ye to chaddi jitna chhota hai .. aur ye dekh sleeveless nahi mai nahi pahanungi
Dukandar: madam aap ki soch par hai agar aap pahanana chaho to koi aapko rok nahi sakata.. aapki size ke hisab se suit bhi karega. Aap young hai abhi. 5 sal ke bad man karega to bhi nahi pahan paoge…
Aunty ne mere kan me fusfusane lagi
Radha: mai vidhva hu jagdish
Mai: shhhh kabhi apne aap ko vidhva mat kahana. Logo ki nazare bahot kharab hoti hai. Jamane se kadam milane ke liye aap ko logo ko kaha bol ne ki jarurat hai ke aap vidhva ho. Jo aapko jante hai wo aapko samajhenge nahi jante aur na samaje un logo ki jarurat hi kaha hai jivan me..
Aunty man gai un kapadon ke liye aur ham log ghar par aa gaye… Dusare din mai use movie dikhane le jane wala tha. Aur wah aunty kya taiyar hui thi…
Samir: ye kya maa ghumne ja rahi ho ya logo ko uksane
Radha: kuch nahi jagdish kaheta hai ke jivan ko ji lo
Samir: wah jagdish tune to maa ke aadhe kapade utrva diye…
Radha: chup badmash kya kuch bhi anap shanap bol raha hai. Ye mera bf hai thik hai. Muje unki bat to manni padegi…
Dosto muje kai bar aise feel hota tha ke ye log muje chutiya bana rahe hai. Aisa open minded conversation aaj tak maine dekha nahi tha kabhi bhi. Ke kisi ki maa kisi ke sath itna open conversation kar sakati hai… Ham dono fir nikal gaye… Movie me gaye to sab log radha Aunty ko ghur rahe the…
Radha: ye bahot tang hai jagdish sab log ghur rahe hai hai
Mai: haha radha ye tere bahot bade hai.
Radha: chup besharam kya kuch bhi bolta hai.. tera aur samir dono ka dimag kharab ho gaya hai…
Ham log andar theater me apne screen par ja kar baith gaye…
Radha: kya raz chupa raha hai bata
Mai: kaun sa
Radha: are wahi jo tu batane vala tha
Mai: o achha ha.. par ek shart hai ye bat teri aur mere bich me rahani chahie
Radha: promise
Mai: hmmm meri bhabhi pregnant hai
Radha: are wah ye to khushi ki bat hai congratulations
Mai: hmm par uske bachhe ka pita mai hu…
Radha: kya fek raha hai? Sach?
Mai: ha sach
Radha: abe tu to yar… Sach me?
Mai: ha baba sach me
Radha: mai nahi manti
Mai: kya maine bhabhi ko choda hai wo ?
Maine bahot hi openly ye bol diya
Radha: tu bahot hi bigdi hui faulad hai sach batati hu
Mai: bhai bhabhi ke upar nahi chadata. Wo bhakti me lin rahata hai to fir ho gaya… Fir maa ko bachha chahie tha to bhabhi ke upar maine mahanat ki
Radha: muje laga tu kafi sharif hai
Mai: bhabhi ko kisi ki jarurat thi. Mai wo koi ban gaya ta ke ghar ki ijjat ghar me rahe… Tu bhi aisa kuch soch sakati hai…
Radha: nahi sirf dost hu aur dost hi rahana… Jyada badtamiji mujse to mat hi karna
Maine shanti banaye rakhi bawjud halla bol dene ka man tha. Movie khatam kar ke mai use ghar chhod ne gaya aur fir mere ghar ja raha tha ke use muje chay ke liye pucha aur maine thoda juth bola
Mai: bhabhi ghar par akeli hogi to thoda chumma chati kar du khush ho jaye bichari..
Radha: aise pregnent aurat ko jyada tang mat karna
Mai: mai nahi karta radha kabhi muje aajma kar dekh. Bhabhi aur meri bilkul nahi patati thi aur aaj jitna chahu utna use nangi rakhta hu… Chal koi nai mai jata hu..
Aur mai nikal gaya…
By : Jagdish